Happy New Year, Happy St Bridgets Day, St Pirans Day, St Patricks Day, Easter and any other festivals which I've managed to ignore since my last update! 

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I have been busy working on Kingdom of Stone which is now almost complete. In between actually writing I've been reading up on how to write a best seller, and more importantly how to sell a million copies of said best seller.

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Everybody seems to be agreed that social media is vital, unfortunately I only have 15 friends on Facebook and I don't think any of them is wealthy enough to buy 1 million copies of my bestseller.

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I'm not on Twatter because it would just be one password too many for the security department of my brain.

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I do have quite a successful Youtube channel but I can't claim much credit for it because all I do is upload other, more talented people's work.

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The truth of the matter is I am useless at networking but until I sell the first million I can't afford anyone better than myself.

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So if you'd like to learn more about Kingdom of Stone and follow my journey up the best sellers chart pop back here from time to time.

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PS Normal trivia has been suspended for the moment but feel free to browse 

 

 

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